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ASSUMING I'M JUST AN OLD MAN WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. A woodworker in a cap and crossed-strap apron, seen from behind, holds up a board to check it against a retro striped sun and a line of pines, with a bench and a hand plane at his side.
A Gildan Softstyle tee in soft lightweight ring-spun cotton, classic fit, true to size. A Father's Day or birthday gift for the granddad who has forgotten more about wood than most people know.
We craft each shirt like a project worth doing right.
🪚 Printing takes 2–3 days so everything comes out clean and sharp.
🚚 Shipping takes 2–5 days, depending on how far you are from our shop.
That's about 4–8 days total from start to finish.
(Just enough time to clear off your workbench.)
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Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 404 reviews.
I had a bit of a mishap with my table router. Hey, even when you are careful, bad stuff can happen. That's why it's called an accident. Rather than get all pouty and mad, I've decided to take a lighter approach. Thanks for helping me do that. I love the quality of the shirt, so I have already ordered another design.
Great shirt. Fit is good and comfortable. I've had complaints and of course a few chuckles when I wear it.
I am giving them to my young men for their birthdays. Both work with table saws.
Absolutely love the tee!! Well, my husband does too...lol. Everyone thinks it's funny as you know what. With his history of "almost" cutting his hand in half with a tablesaw, this was right up his alley. He said he may come up with some more ideas for ya too. HAHAHA. Love the shirt. First order was the wrong size but you guys made it good and sent the right one very quickly. He is already wearing it. Thank you again.
Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw Tee
Store owner replied: Kathi, that photo says it all. Glad he's wearing it proud.
Love my Tee and your great customer service! Really appreciated the shipping updates. Thanks so much!
Loving the shirts, I’ve bought 3 so dar! Great fit, great material. Loving the woodworking message, and especially love the woodworkers creed❤️
Store owner replied: Armando, three shirts in and wearing them out in the world. That's what it's all about. Thanks for this.
Bought this for my man’s birthday, fits and look great!
Just in time for Halloween 🎃
These are great tees and I just keep adding them to my collection. Now it’s time to decide on my next tee!
The shirt material & dye quality is pretty good quality and the fit (M) is great on my tall, thin frame. The heat-sub transfer is decent quality but already not sure how it'll hold up under multiple washings. One thing worth mentioning that flies under the radar is the position of the graphic. A lot of these 'pop-up' fb t-shirt sellers throw it way to high on the chest close to the collar; a really quick, careless, and cheap look - to me at least. This one is a little more better centered vertically over the chest.
Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw Tee
Store owner replied: Thanks for the detailed breakdown, Thomas.
Great fit and graphics. I’ll be ordering again soon.
LOVE IT!!!!!!
Can’t wait to get my next shirt. These are very comfortable.
These shirts are fabulous. I get compliments every time I wear one. The hardest part is deciding which one to get next.
Loved -was perfect gift!
We bought this shirt because when we were first married and still in school my husband said he needed to fix the brakes on our car. I asked, ‘You know how to do that?’ He said, ‘I watched a YouTube video!’ I said, ‘We’re going to die!’ But he fixed them and we’re still going strong! Love this shirt saying and the shirt itself is so well made! Very good quality and thick! He loves it!
I really like these tees - trying to decide which one I will be ordering next! Great service
Love it!! 😊
Love this shirt! The only negative thing, I prefer tag less tees. Receive multiple compliments every time I put it on. Thanks for taking pride in your craft.
I ordered several T-shirts from WoodcraftTees. They are so creative and are true to a Woodcrafters heart. My favorite was the Woodworkers Playlist because my Biologist husband loves woodworking and music. He also loves the Shopzilla shirt, shown. Quality Tees, great graphics, shipping was fast and the prices were very good. Definitely recommend buying these tees for your woodworking loved ones!
Wearing cool Woodcraftees while using good tools.
My husband loved the shirt!
I was so excited when I found this shirt. My husband lost the game over 20 years ago and the fact that rock paper scissors is one of our girls favorite things to play lately, this was a no brainer to buy. It arrived in time for father's day and they were so excited to give it to him. To say he loved it, would be an understatement. The added bonus is that the shirt is super comfortable and true to size. Thank you!
The quality of the shirt is really good, soft and a good fit. I also had an excellent experience with customer service, it was actually exceptional, and I am very pleased with my purchase. As a matter of fact, I have already ordered a second shirt.
Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw Tee
Store owner replied: Second shirt is the best kind of review. Glad the whole experience held up, Scott.
Excellent quality and fit true to size quick speedy shipping
Saving shirt for Father's Day so no pics yet. Your ad showed up on my feed a day after my hubby had a "tussle" with his table saw after 60 ish years of creating many wonderful projects for our home and others. A few digits went flying. After 4 hrs of surgery none of them could be reattached. We are a family who love to prank each other. To some this shirt may seem mean. But to our family it's hilarious and a great joke for our patriarch! Thank you for your sense of humor in designing it.
Fits nicely. Good fabric. Everyone at church likes it.
I love witnessing to everyone who looks at me…. Great color, sharp script, comfortable fabric .
Great quality shirt, Comfy yet sturdy. Prompt shipping and just an easy process all the way through. Will definitely purchase more soon.
I like the shirt. The fit was ok, I personally could use a little more room. The weight of the fabric is ok but a heavier option would be appreciated.
Love my tee. I have people actually looking and reading the message on it. It's a discreet way to spread the gospel. Don't have to stop anyone. They direct their attention to my shirt.
The shirt is great, came very quickly and fits great!
The shirts were a hit among the woodworkers at our church!
I purchase tee shirts with funny sayings on them to wear when I am selling my product. I had a number of people like this shirt at yesterday’s sale.
Clever and meaningful sayings for the Christian woodworking crowd. Bought a second one as a gift for my son-in-law.
Super soft and fits great!
It runs a little small, but i love it. It arrived quickly and is decent quality.
Ordered two shirts for my husband for Father’s Day and they look amazing! Nice quality!
Love watching people's face as a reading it all Sudden Change when they get it it's hilarious.
We built Woodcraftees for people who think in wood grain, who can't walk through a lumber yard without stopping, who have more clamps than they'll ever admit. We saw nobody making shirts that actually meant something to that person. So we did.
Our designs come from real workshop life and real woodworkers. Gildan 64000, DTG printed. Holds its shape, holds the print. Wash it fifty times and it still looks like something worth wearing
Whether you’re hunting for your next favorite woodworking tee or shopping for someone who practically lives in sawdust, you’ll find something here that speaks your language.
Every order supports a tiny family shop doing its best to make well-crafted, good-humored gear for the maker community. Thanks for being part of it.
