Funny Carpenter Gifts

Funny shirts for carpenters, handymen and anyone who fixes things for a living or for fun.

Fast Shipping PRINTED AND SHIPPED IN THE USA
30-Day Guarantee 30-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Built To Last BUILT TO LAST

Questions before you order

What size should I get them?

Borrow a t-shirt that fits them well, lay it flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit, then match it to our size guide. In between two sizes? Go one size up.

How long does delivery take?

Every shirt is printed to order in the US. Most US orders arrive in about 4–8 days total, and we email you a tracking link when it ships.

Can I ship it straight to them?

Yes. Enter their address as the shipping address and yours as the billing address. No prices or invoices go in the box.