1 1

I'm Sexy and I Dove It Tee

I'm Sexy and I Dove It Tee

⭐ Loved by woodworkers who get the joke.

Color
Size
$29.95
$29.95
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

📦 FREE Shipping on 2+ Items

Secure checkout, fast shipping, quality guaranteed

You know it. The shop knows it. The dovetails don't lie.

Description

👕 High Quality: Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee
⚤ Unisex Tee
🌿 100% Ethically grown cotton
📐 Classic Fit, Seamless Body
📏 Runs True to Size
♻️ Made with OEKO-TEX Certified Low-Impact Dyes
📦 Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in 🇺🇸

Washing Instructions

  • Wash and Dry Inside Out: A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
  • Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents. High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
  • Avoid Excessive Spinning. Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
  • Air Dry When Possible. If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Shipping & Returns

We craft each shirt like a project worth doing right.

🪚 Printing takes 2–3 days so everything comes out clean and sharp.

🚚 Shipping takes 2–5 days, depending on how far you are from our shop.

That's about 4–8 days total from start to finish.
(Just enough time to clear off your workbench.)

👕👕 Add 2+ Tees to get Free Shipping!

30-Day Love Guarantee

We want you to love your gear. If something's not right, we'll make it right within 30 days.

Here's the deal:

Damaged, Defective, or Wrong Item?
Full replacement or refund, no questions asked. That's on us.

Sizing Issues?
Since each shirt is made-to-order just for you, we can't offer free size exchanges. But if you need a different size, email us and we'll send you a discount code for a replacement.

Pro tip: Check the size chart before ordering. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.

Email us at support@woodcraftees.com - we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the shop without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

View full details

Best Sellers:

View all

FAQ

How fast will my order get to me if I place it today?

We craft each shirt like a project worth doing right.

🪚 Printing takes 2–3 days so everything comes out clean and sharp.

🚚 Shipping takes 2–5 days, depending on how far you are from our shop.

That’s about 4–8 days total from start to finish.

(Just enough time to clear off your workbench.)

Free shipping on orders over $75.

How do I choose the right size?

Please refer to our Size Chart:

Refund & Returns Policy

At Woodcraftees, our goal is simple: we want you to love your shirt.

Our tees are usually non-refundable, but if something’s not right, reach out and we’ll make it right.

If your order arrives incorrectly, damaged, or defective, you’re eligible for a full refund.

Please note: refund requests must be made within 30 days of your purchase.

Can I send my order as a gift?

For sure! 🎁 Just pop your friend’s address in as the shipping address and keep your own as the billing address.

We’ll make sure everything is packed up nicely ❤️ and don’t worry—no prices or invoices will ever sneak into the box 🦝. (Those go straight to your email.) Perfect for surprise gifting without the awkwardness.

Wash Instructions

  • Wash and Dry Inside Out: A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
  • Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents. High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
  • Avoid Excessive Spinning. Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
  • Air Dry When Possible. If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Where Woodcraftees Began


We built Woodcraftees for people who think in wood grain, who can't walk through a lumber yard without stopping, who have more clamps than they'll ever admit. We saw nobody making shirts that actually meant something to that person. So we did.

Quality Built for the Workshop

Our designs come from real workshop life and real woodworkers. Gildan 64000, DTG printed. Holds its shape, holds the print. Wash it fifty times and it still looks like something worth wearing

Made For Makers And Gift Givers

Whether you’re hunting for your next favorite woodworking tee or shopping for someone who practically lives in sawdust, you’ll find something here that speaks your language.

Every order supports a tiny family shop doing its best to make well-crafted, good-humored gear for the maker community. Thanks for being part of it.